[killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise]

some of you have never dedicated your entire existence to a band and it shows

[divorcedspiderman]

food is THE love language. let me bake you some fucking bread.

[skold]

just some lq gifs of john 5 lowery being cute from kd lang’s live in sydney concert  (✿◕‿◕)

[ruby16wallpaper]

I love how in the Who Are They interview Till is the most polite, thoughtful, and soft spoken gentleman you’ve ever seen and then they keep intercutting the interview with footage of him being the weird and horny motherfucker we all know he is on stage.

Exhibit A:

[historyarchaeologyartefacts]

17th Century Skull Pocket Watch [3797x2125]

[itswhateverdoeee]

I want someone to take me seriously but also get drunk and fuck around with me until 5am

[endreal]

When it comes to marriages between a man and a woman, I’m a strong believer in traditional gender roles. The gender roles I intend to make traditions are as follows:

The man is responsible for:

• making sure there is sufficient juice in the refrigerator
  
• bringing animals into the house
• devising methods to get the animals that aren’t supposed to be there out of the house
• chili
• reminding her what they were talking about after she’s gone off on a major tangent
• making sure his wife is dressed like a post-apocalyptic wood nymph fury but, like, in a business-appropriate way

The woman in responsible for:

• surprise pho
  
• kissing his face on places that aren’t the lips
• singing nonsense songs to the puppy
• vacuuming the ceiling fans, but only when it’s funny
• occasionally remembering that Boolean operators work in Google
  
• owning more knives than her husband

If not for traditional gender roles, man-woman marriages would fall apart! We have to make sure these traditions are protected, to ensure the sanctity of marriage or whatever!

[perrfectly]

someone date me so we can own dogs together